father's day
me: so tomorrow is father's day? what do you think we should do special for dad?
jack: make him a picture.
me: what kind of picture?
jack: one that says, I love you Dad! And says you love butterflies and pears.
me: dad like butterflies and pears?
jack: or, we could make him a book, like diary of a worm (a book they both know well knows well) except call it diary of a poo.
me: what do you mean?
jack: like show what a poo's life is like.
me: hmm.
jack: or we could just go buy krispy kreme for dad and me and charlie and you. you like krispy kreme mom?
me: maybe we should leave it up to dad. all of those are such good ideas.

1 comment:
hilarious. also, krispy kremes are the genesis of a pooh's life. the kid is on to something...
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